I couldn't think up a catchy name for my blog so I named it what I would name a pet iguana if I had one.

My name is Dorothy Gunn, and I am a student, actress, costume designer, fabulous bitch, engineer, painter, crafter, Christian, and anything else I want to be.

I believe that Jesus Christ is my Lord and Savior, and that literacy is the key to success.

"So, whether you eat or drink, or whatever you do, do all to the glory of God." 1 Cor. 10:31

Ser Bartholemew Tiberius Seneca Smith
ahawkandahandsaw:

shakespeare meme: {3/5} minor characters

The Bear, The Winter’s Tale

ahawkandahandsaw:

shakespeare meme: {3/5} minor characters

The Bear, The Winter’s Tale

5 hours ago on July 28th | J | 191 notes

tinypups:

this is the most important google image search you’ll ever see

5 hours ago on July 28th | J | 27,560 notes
thatsonofamitch:

hitlervevo:

i wanna know the story behind this

thatsonofamitch:

hitlervevo:

i wanna know the story behind this

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5 hours ago on July 28th | J | 193,766 notes

I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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5 hours ago on July 27th | J | 105,931 notes
Tagged as: #crying 

romvnov:

I would give my left arm to be able to go to comic con

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5 hours ago on July 27th | J | 2,209 notes

2yrs:

take a chill pill, your honor

5 hours ago on July 27th | J | 432,967 notes

donnacabonna:

i wonder if my first follower still follows me

5 hours ago on July 27th | J | 161,495 notes
351,012 plays

steviepsyclone:

vinebox:

The accuracy 

who knew 2 seconds could be so relatable

5 hours ago on July 27th | J | 132,998 notes
491,977 plays

todallison:

this vine is better than all of paranormal activity

6 hours ago on July 27th | J | 99,397 notes

hockpock:

qualiachameleon:

rocketumbl:

Theo Jansen  Strandbeest

Side note: These don’t have motors. They’re completely momentum/wind-powered and literally just wander around beaches unsupervised like giant abstract monsters.

these are both amazing and COMPLETELY TERRIFYING

6 hours ago on July 27th | J | 44,697 notes
mcshannnon:

grapefruitfrog:

sanclrnan:

nachosinthetardis:

unquoted:

His tie OMG

IS THAT THE JANITOR FROM NED’S DECLASSIFIED?!?!?!??!?!?!??!?

That’s Dara Norris, voice of both Dad and Cosmo, and also the janitor from Ned’s Declassified, m’friend.

I love everything about this.

HE WAS THREE CHARACTERS THAT WERE MY CHILDHOOD. EXCUSE ME WHILE I CRY.

mcshannnon:

grapefruitfrog:

sanclrnan:

nachosinthetardis:

unquoted:

His tie OMG

IS THAT THE JANITOR FROM NED’S DECLASSIFIED?!?!?!??!?!?!??!?

That’s Dara Norris, voice of both Dad and Cosmo, and also the janitor from Ned’s Declassified, m’friend.

I love everything about this.

HE WAS THREE CHARACTERS THAT WERE MY CHILDHOOD. EXCUSE ME WHILE I CRY.

6 hours ago on July 27th | J | 256,606 notes

hellotrickster:

 (via chaila)

6 hours ago on July 27th | J | 81,539 notes
kaching:

If you’re going to ride a Segway, ride it like this

kaching:

If you’re going to ride a Segway, ride it like this

6 hours ago on July 27th | J | 10,175 notes

amydoesthings:

cumslayer:

cumslayer:

So I went on a date today and we went to a nice restaurant before going to the movies and I ordered the “iced grape popsicles” for dessert because I love grape Popsicles so why not right?…..so the waiter brings out the “iced grape popsicles” aND THEY WERE LITERALLY 3 FROZEN GRAPES ON STICKS…..I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE OFFENDED IN MY LIFE…SINCE WHEN ARE 3 FUCKING FROZEN GRAPES IN A FUCKING VASE AN ACCEPTABLE SINGLE DESSERT ORDER..ITS NOT EVEN FROZEN GRAPE JUICE OR SOMETHING ITS LITERALLY JUST A 0.02$ GRAPE THAT WAS PUT ON A STICK THEN FROZEN…LIKE SOMEONE ACTUALLY WROTE THIS DOWN ON THE MENU THINKING “OH YEAH PEOPLE FUCKING LOVE COLD GRAPES” AND SOME OTHER ASSHAT SAID “BRAH. HEAR ME OUT, HOW ABOUT WE PUT THEM ON STICKS AND SERVE THEM IN A VASE WITH NOTHING ELSE” LIKE YOU COULDNT EVEN SERVE IT WITH A FUCKING SECOND FRUIT OR EVEN FUCKING LEAVES OR WHATEVER… IM SO MAD. FUCKING FROZEN GRAPES ON A STICK.

AND THEY WERENT EVEN SEEDLESS GRAPES…..

THAT LAST COMMENT IS WHAT DID IT. HOW DARE THEY

6 hours ago on July 27th | J | 64,939 notes
thatthinginyourshoe:

lil-bit-ghei:

lil-bit-ghei:

"What were you wearing?"
I wore a red dress to work today. It has a zipper at either side of my chest that can unzip and reveal a thin strip of skin. A coworker, without warning, tried pulling at the zipper and when it wouldn’t zip, instead revealed a good portion of my collarbone and shoulder as well as my bra strap. An hour later, the same coworker came up and told me to not wear clothes with zippers because he’ll go right ahead and unzip them. I shot back that unzipping me without my permission is sexual harassment. Apparently a manager heard and berated my coworker. At the end of my shift, my coworker told me that my little comment got him in trouble and that he no longer feels comfortable saying anything to me other than “hello” and “goodbye.”
I am supposed to feel guilty for pointing out that he can’t lay his fucking hands on me.

So I wore the infamous dress at work yesterday and ANOTHER MALE COWORKER DECIDED TO PULL AT ONE OF MY FUCKING ZIPPERS.We were surrounded by other (also male) coworkers (that did nothing) and I swatted his hand away while promptly informing him that he didn’t have permission to touch me.
He then asked, since he knows I cosplay, if it would be any different if I wore a revealing costume. I gave him a dirty look and told him that no matter what *I* decide to wear, no one is allowed “to lay a finger on me unless they want my foot up their ass.”
Being that I’m quite professional at work, they were all surprised by my language and the ferocity with which I spat my promise.

you fucking go girl

thatthinginyourshoe:

lil-bit-ghei:

lil-bit-ghei:

"What were you wearing?"

I wore a red dress to work today. It has a zipper at either side of my chest that can unzip and reveal a thin strip of skin. A coworker, without warning, tried pulling at the zipper and when it wouldn’t zip, instead revealed a good portion of my collarbone and shoulder as well as my bra strap. An hour later, the same coworker came up and told me to not wear clothes with zippers because he’ll go right ahead and unzip them. I shot back that unzipping me without my permission is sexual harassment. Apparently a manager heard and berated my coworker. At the end of my shift, my coworker told me that my little comment got him in trouble and that he no longer feels comfortable saying anything to me other than “hello” and “goodbye.”

I am supposed to feel guilty for pointing out that he can’t lay his fucking hands on me.

So I wore the infamous dress at work yesterday and ANOTHER MALE COWORKER DECIDED TO PULL AT ONE OF MY FUCKING ZIPPERS.
We were surrounded by other (also male) coworkers (that did nothing) and I swatted his hand away while promptly informing him that he didn’t have permission to touch me.

He then asked, since he knows I cosplay, if it would be any different if I wore a revealing costume. I gave him a dirty look and told him that no matter what *I* decide to wear, no one is allowed “to lay a finger on me unless they want my foot up their ass.”

Being that I’m quite professional at work, they were all surprised by my language and the ferocity with which I spat my promise.

you fucking go girl

6 hours ago on July 27th | J | 168,834 notes